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posted 4 hours ago
7/29/14 @ 1:44 am

ohtheseweatherveins
© hiphopfightsplaque

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

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posted 5 hours ago
7/29/14 @ 1:15 am

onewhositswiththeturtles
© terminalimpacts
knives-joans:

swipedsweetrolls:

lexet:

everythingshinesunderthesun:

thats-a-little-gay:

lexet:

melody-of-the-sea:

camiekahle:

WHAT BABE

THE BABE WITH THE POWER

WHAT POWER

THE POWER OF VOODOO

WHO DO?

YOU DO

DO WHAT?

THAT’LL DO
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posted 5 hours ago
7/29/14 @ 12:56 am

dannysexbangg
© iguanamouth
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posted 5 hours ago
7/29/14 @ 12:56 am

jade-harlies
© cumber-bitches

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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posted 9 hours ago
7/28/14 @ 9:22 pm

incestuouslesbianponies
© pepperandpals
pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.
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posted 9 hours ago
7/28/14 @ 9:22 pm

intelligentairhead
© jetpackexhaust

embersong:

jetpackexhaust:

Of course your life didn’t turn out how you wanted. I can’t even get D&D campaigns to turn out the way I wanted, and I’m in charge of that universe, and it’s for the exact same reason: other bloody people.

But they do make it a lot more fun.

THIS. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.

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posted 9 hours ago
7/28/14 @ 9:21 pm

incestuouslesbianponies
© sykohyko
sykohyko:

Now that Lucy is number one at the box office.
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posted 9 hours ago
7/28/14 @ 9:20 pm

thenaebyrd777
© lolgifs.net
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posted 9 hours ago
7/28/14 @ 9:19 pm

thenaebyrd777
© hugtherobots
bittergrapes:

pom-yaoihands:

ahmogar:

greenekangaroo:

hugtherobots:

I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.
This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.

Fucking this. 

Fucking thank you. 

INTERNET FRIENDS ARE REAL FRIENDS.
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posted 9 hours ago
7/28/14 @ 9:18 pm

thenaebyrd777
© t-angy

tagged as:
# dont
# do that

ratchet-trolls:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain