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posted 3 hours ago
9/17/14 @ 12:01 pm

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© 8bitrevolver
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posted 3 hours ago
9/17/14 @ 11:52 am

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© thorsies

tagged as:
# OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
# OK

pantskitton:

spains-a-total-uke:

When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for

UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT

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posted 3 hours ago
9/17/14 @ 11:48 am

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© californstar

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

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posted 3 hours ago
9/17/14 @ 11:48 am

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© destispell

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

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posted 3 hours ago
9/17/14 @ 11:47 am

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© unofficialhogwarts

iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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posted 3 hours ago
9/17/14 @ 11:42 am

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© bratcore

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

moonofficial:

just bc someone has low self esteem or has depression doesnt mean theyre not fucking disgusting and manipulative and i keep having to learn this lesson over and over

If someone uses their mental illnesses as an excuse to hurt you without apologizing you get the fuck out of there. My abuser would use it as an excuse and make me feel guilty for my hurt feelings because it wasn’t his fault he was cruel to me.

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posted 3 hours ago
9/17/14 @ 11:41 am

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© kane52630
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posted 3 hours ago
9/17/14 @ 11:39 am

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© sossidge

viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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posted 3 hours ago
9/17/14 @ 11:39 am

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© starpulses
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posted 4 hours ago
9/17/14 @ 11:23 am

incestuouslesbianponies

tagged as:
# birb
moonchild-3:

I don’t think she’ll find me behind this clear glass of water. #cockatiel #funny #birds #parrots